OK, it's not as weird as it sounds, but I did have a startling revelation in the shower this morning. I was truly shocked when I realized that EVERY product being used in the shower was completely free, or I made money by purchasing it. Shampoo ($4.99, free at CVS), conditioner ($3.79, money maker at CVS), body wash for men ($4.99, free at Target), body wash for women ($3.99, free at Target), and razor ($8.79, free at Target). All for free! Plus, I have between 4-8 more of each of them in the stockpile.
This caused me to start looking around the bathroom. The toothbrushes, toothpaste, floss, hand lotion, shaving cream, razor blades, and deodorant were all free, too.
I was suddenly very proud of my couponing efforts!